Monday, September 15, 2014

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

ruinedchildhood:

It was a simpler time.

copdoccubus:

punkshadowthief:

sparksel:

commandershepardofficial:

thefrillyqueer:

hayhtam:

things to consider:

  • lady assassins 
  • lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS 

But also:

  • lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins

lady assassins with girlfriends who are also lady assassins but they don’t know about each other’s secret double life

Mrs and mrs smith

Staring Natalie Dormer

And Lucy Liu 

(Source: hayhtam)

swagbat:

this is so important to remember

swagbat:

this is so important to remember

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

thegamerslegacy:

my contribution to the gaming community w/ madden giferator.

(Source: thegamerslegacy.com)

w0nd3rwaaall:

Get fucking married man

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily)

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

http://adventuresofcomicbookgirl.tumblr.com/post/13913540194/mary-sue-what-are-you-or-why-the-concept-of-sue-is (via twerkinshield)
caramelflanlatte:

me when I wake up

caramelflanlatte:

me when I wake up

caution-lesbians:

I want someone to hug me from behind, put their neck on my shoulder and talk to me in their sleepy voice while I make them breakfast.

alxbngala:

[x]

nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

hauriret:

based off this text post because its adorable

look at how cute this is

Sunday, September 14, 2014

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury)