Sunday, August 31, 2014

treesandfangs:

darlos9d:

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::

In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…

"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”

themaidofdishonor:

nadiemeconoce:

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Never forget.

(Source: kelly-kapoor)

  • Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

(Source: bonnsexuality)

moist-von-lipwig:

my anaconda don’t

my anaconda don’t

my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got my approval up to 90+ and completed my personal quest

do it for the vine shepard joker at some point, probably

dearnonacepeople:

#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

  • mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*
Saturday, August 30, 2014

trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

(Source: bovidae)

  • first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
  • me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

zohbugg:

gothiccharmschool:

voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

This is amazing, and that Pumpkin King makeup is a thing of unsettling beauty.

MadeYewLook is a fucking makeup genius.

Jack (x) and Sally (x) videos

gayvvitchcraft:

teacher: tell the class a bit about yourself

me:

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watsonette:

mintydroid:

oitnb season 3 requirements

  • for poussey to never be sad ever.
  • no larry

(Source: chensira)

tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70